Darker than Darkness

Stop moping.

Go eat something. Something red and raw and dripping. Something made out of meat. Real Meat, yeah, none of that lean crap. We’re talking a nice, big slab of beef, with marbling and grizzle, and a bone to gnaw on. Yeah, and bacon.

That’ll make anything better. Don’t make me have to bite you.

There are so many kinds of food in the world.

I like lobster? In Seattle, near where it actually comes from. It's a treat food. I eat it because it is really good. Right?

I mean seriously, it comes with it's own exoskeleton. It's fun to Eat. Crunchy.

Like a giant scorpion that tastes good and doesn't have a stinger.

Almost as good as red meat.

Almost.

Well I suppose it is about time I upgraded to the modern era. Certainly Uncle Jacob has been arguing that I can't keep using a sword on my enemies, and I have to say, he was right about that bullet-proof armor.

So, Alan (that tech-wizard in the third division) offered to set me up with one of these journal thingies.

I'll try to keep up. We'll see how long it lasts.


Ooh.. steak. It's whats for dinner!